~astarot

I was riding (well riding?!) an honda CBF 500 (not my bike, not my taste)last week, more like making circles in a small area (fun he?). Thanks to the super wet summer of da Netherlands everything was super slippery, well I did not have a problem with the ground but the rear brake, you know you make sharp turns with the back brake.
My foot has slipped off the rear brake for a second and I was heading through the wall (don't ask me how did it happen).
Well I have stopped the bike within a second and did not crash, no problem but I've smashed my balls badly on the fuel tank lol. -BAM! -mother...
Then I have realized that I have a strange pain on the lower part of my spine (its not the muscle)
Since I fractured my right shoulder blade back in 2005 (I did it when I was drunk then I went to drink even more with it) I'm having problems with posture, sometimes even painting hurts.

I better stop acting like Rambo and go to the doctor as soon as possible, otherwise I'll continue to my life as a blob.

Hey don't you think its time to draw something? yeah I agree!
Wanna blow on my balls?